The Jaded Guardian Postcard
The Jaded Guardian Postcard
$2.00
You’re not blocking progress. You’re remembering the last time we called a shortcut innovation.
The Jaded Guardian carries the burden of history—of midnight incident reports, missing retros, and the quiet unraveling of once-promising systems. They’ve seen the cycle enough times to map its consequences.
What looks like reluctance is a form of protection. What sounds like pessimism is institutional memory in its sharpest form.
This isn’t fear. It’s stewardship born from lived experience.
These postcards are made from thick high-quality matte paper, so they serve as a great addition to a gift or just a thoughtful written note to a friend.
• Cardboard paper
• Paper weight: 7.67–10.32 oz/yd² (260–350 g/m²)
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Paper thickness: 0.013″ (0.34 mm)
• Coated outer surface
• Blank product materials sourced from Sweden, US, Brazil, or China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Dative.works and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4532 41st Ave SW, Seattle, WA 98116 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
The Jaded Guardian carries the burden of history—of midnight incident reports, missing retros, and the quiet unraveling of once-promising systems. They’ve seen the cycle enough times to map its consequences.
What looks like reluctance is a form of protection. What sounds like pessimism is institutional memory in its sharpest form.
This isn’t fear. It’s stewardship born from lived experience.
These postcards are made from thick high-quality matte paper, so they serve as a great addition to a gift or just a thoughtful written note to a friend.
• Cardboard paper
• Paper weight: 7.67–10.32 oz/yd² (260–350 g/m²)
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Paper thickness: 0.013″ (0.34 mm)
• Coated outer surface
• Blank product materials sourced from Sweden, US, Brazil, or China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Dative.works and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4532 41st Ave SW, Seattle, WA 98116 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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