The Data Evangelist T-Shirt
The Data Evangelist T-Shirt
Polo Edition | Worn by Those Who Carry the Light Without Apology
They weren’t hired to inspire.
They just couldn’t stay silent when the numbers didn’t tell the truth.
While others rallied around the metric, they questioned the premise.
When the tool misled, they reframed the question.
Not to be difficult—but to be honest.
They’ve been called idealists.
But they’re not here for applause.
They’re here because someone has to remember what the data was supposed to mean in the first place.
This isn’t a shirt for the hype cycle.
It’s for the one in the back of the room who speaks once—and suddenly, everything makes sense.
The Polo:
Clean white cotton. Structured collar. Understated flame stitch at the side seam—small, steady, and controlled. Not flickering. Banked. Burning.
Wears light. Stands tall. Doesn’t flinch.
No slogans. No tech logos. Just presence, cut into cloth.
Pairs well with:
– The dashboard they rebuilt to tell the truth
– The executive brief they refused to sugarcoat
– The moment someone quietly said, “Thank you for naming it.”
Size:
Standard fit with principled structure.
Consider sizing up if you’ve been holding the moral clarity of your org by yourself.
Care:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
No bleach. The fire is already built in.